WTF Moments for me This Week..

Forgive me Father, and all my blog readers who have reminded me they are waiting for a new post, for I have sinned...it has been 17 days since my last post! whew...I always feel better after confession don't you?

I have no excuse except that I have been so freaking busy the last two weeks and 3 days, I have not had time to catch my breath let alone say drum up enough nerve endings or brain power to write anything that is understandable or even worth reading. This has been an interesting, emotional, hectic, hormonal, wine drinking, hair pulling, crazy week! Just some highlights and things I have been thinking about lately...

• I realize that I am not the perfect mom and I do want to give my children away at times and often think WTF was Mother Nature thinking when she allowed me to conceive? 
• I realize my expectations of people are way too high and am surprised to find myself disappointed when I hear they have acted human  
• I realize that crying hysterically for no reason can scare the shit out of your husband
•  I realize my husband considers my business travel time is vacation for me and that I should think of it that way too...WTF? 
• I realize by nature I think life should be fair and just and should suck it up when people act like selfish assholes UNLESS it impacts me personally 
• I realize PMS stands for Pretty Much Sucks to be a woman every 28 days 
• I realize that a 6.9 earthquake felt hundreds of miles away can make you seasick
• I realize being a slob impacts my husband mentally and should be more considerate when leaving my crap laying around the house 
• I realize the Powerball Retirement Plan is NOT a smart option when thinking of my financial future
• I realize that my drastic weight gain and loss is directly related to my thyroid problem.....and it is a serious motivation killer
• I realize I took my beautiful hair for granted until it prematurely started thinning and falling out
• I realize paying someone to color my hair is complete laziness and stupidity but I miss the heck out of it
• I realize if you want something done the way you want it done, you should do it yourself!
• I realize setting a 30 day sex goal after 13 years of marriage is impossible and am just setting myself up for failure
• I realize I am deeply disturbed and very disappointed in Nike for paying Tiger Woods what i'm sure was a grotesque amount of money to clear his image by using VOIP of his father...I would be happier if it was an ad showing his wife kicking his ass
• I realize that 2 days in Las Vegas is all I can handle and afford
• I realize Let it Ride, while fun to play, has the WORST odds in the house
• I realize after helping plan my nieces wedding, there really is a drive thru wedding chapel complete with a drive thru menu...I assume "server" is the minister...see:

• I realize no matter how many years someone lives, they will always say life if short
• I realize that while advances in medical technology have helped to extend the life of the human race, it can also prolong the inevitable which is brutal and sometimes cruel
• I realize my children are watching me and DO hear everything I say as demonstrated by my daughter when putting her babies to bed..
• I realize I need to yell less
• I realize a good pair of ear plugs IS a necessity when you have a 2 1/2 daughter whose scream pierces the sound barrier
• I realize I need to be a more positive person and that wallowing in self pity just makes people want to run in the other direction when they see you coming
• I realize hormones can f*ck a woman up! And any man within a 5 mile radius of said woman for that matter
• I realize that crying does cleanse the soul, but so does a good bottle of wine
• I realize that while smoking is absolutely the most disgusting habit on the planet, I miss it at times (no worries, I WILL NOT pick up this habit again)
• I realize I interrupt a lot, but am always interested in what people have to say
• I realize every woman should have girlfriends for their mental, physical and spiritual well being and I have been blessed with the best group of them on the planet
• I realize I miss my friends VERY much when they are on vacation, I am on vacation, or just have not seen them in a while
• I realize that while Lolos Fried Chicken and Waffles is VERY yummy Weight Watchers would probably arrest me for eating there
• I realize that you are never too old to color Easter eggs
• I realize that baking is therapeutic for me and, thanks to a couple of my favorite blogs, that homemade cupcakes are THE BEST!

• I realize that too much stress and Diet Coke can cause chest pains that resemble a heart attack
• I realize life comes full circle and so does everything in it
• I realize lipstick CAN make you feel better about yourself
• I realize it is those people who have presented the biggest challenge to me have been my best teachers, even if it was to show me what NOT to do, say, act, etc...
• I realize that my mother is looking down on me laughing her ass off seeing me deal with my daughter who I can only imagine is doing to me EXACTLY what I did to my mother
• I realize the heart IS big enough to forgive, but will not completely heal until you truly forget
• I realize I write this blog for myself and nobody probably reads it, but I LOVE when somebody leaves a comment.. :)

I could go on forever, but will stop now...I realize blogging at work is probably not the smartest idea on the planet.
XOXOXO