Getting in Touch with your Inner Bitch

So my BFF bought me one of those "page a day" calendars. A GREAT one at that! It is titled appropriately for me...Getting in Touch with your Inner Bitch. This little gem has me looking forward to coming into the office every day to see what the daily advice is. Thought I would share a couple of my favorites with you!

Enjoy!

1. Taking Care of Business, Inner Bitch Style: Create a file where you can record your accomplishments this year. Name it "Yeah, I Rock!"
2. An Inner Bitch Relationship Tip: Remember that Prince Charming is a fairy tale creation. This does not mean you have to settle for a man who does not know you are Queen!
3. "What am I thinking?" beats "What was I thinking?" any day of the week!
4. Today is : "Make Plans with our Best Friends Day." Your Inner Bitch wants you to do it now, while your new calendar is relatively clear
5. "A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they dont' get what they want" -Madonna
6. This weekend, if the choice is doing laundry or having some fun, your Inner Bitch wants you to choose wisely- the laundry can wait.
7. Your Inner Bitch wants you to make time for beauty today- listen to a favorite song, read a poem you love, buy a single blossom, because you deserve it!
8. An Inner Bitch Romance Tip: "Never run after a bus or a man- there will always be another one."
9. On today in history, Amelia Earhart was the first person to fly across the Atlantic, and that bitch didn't even have GPS.!

Like I said, I love this calendar....!

Yikes....looking at that countdown over there and getting excited that my b-day is only 3 days away!!!!!

Reward update:....so I scrapped the shoes and purchased this amazing bag!!!! I love it so much I want to use it as my pillow every night. I feel amazing just carrying it around! Yes, it was the most ridiculously expensive thing I have ever purchased and am ashamed at all the things I could have done with the money instead. But when I think of the journey I have been on this last year, losing 30 pounds, a parent, my mind...I realized for the very first time in my life, I actually earned every beautiful piece of that bag! and I paid cash for it!

Woo hoo!